Ted fancies Michael, Michael fancies Heather and Dick fancies them all. However, Heather only has eyes for William Berry, a film star, who only fancies himself. Then James comes along and ruins it for everyone.
Heather works in the BBC News Room, in the Health & Safety Department. Which she wouldn't mind, if she didn't get shouted at by her bully boss all day long. However, the shenanigan's of the office keep her busy, as well as her fantasies about William Berry - who is so famous a film star she knows she'll never meet him. She only created him so she could escape the dull drudgery of her daily life. Now it's about to become a reality - she cracks up and falls apart - until James appears on the scene and turns her world upside-down.